If you tell me a movie was made by M. Night Shyamalan I will go. I don’t really need a trailer because a track record that includes Signs, Unbreakable, and 6th Sense is enough. Besides, if Shyamalan is involved then there will be some twist in this movie that is apparently apocalyptic. By the end of the movie we will learn, I predict, that Mark Wahlberg is either:

1. Already dead
2. A mermaid (merman possibly)
3. Living in a private park
4. Highly allergic to water
5. Indestructable

M. Night Shyamalan is one of the best film makers of our generation. Of course, I am more than a little frightened that this movie is releasing on Friday the 13th.